Stephenie Meyer, a name that will live long for her portrayal of Vampires.  And of course Summit Entertainment, the creators of the movies based on her books.

Wow what can I say.

This movie is just wow.

And by wow I mean “What the hell are they thinking of?”

OK I am not a huge fan of Vampire movies, we  tend to be portrayed as mindless killing machines (ok  we ARE killing machines but only for food…well mostly for food)  who get slaughtered left and right  by some hero or heroine (thank you Buffy)  but at least we are portrayed as being the upper end of the food chain.

But this “Edward” character.  He confuses me.   He falls in love with Belle, a human female.  A similar analogy would be  a human falling in love with a cheese sandwich.  OK that may be a bit extreme, Perhaps like a human falling in love with a beef cow. (yes I have seen Jerry Springer….I know it does sometimes happen with sad damaged humans)  On that thought, would that make Edward sad and damaged? Yes,  and he should get help.

I get the whole drinking animal blood rather than human blood, a legitimate life choice I guess, like humans that eat plants rather than  being omnivores.  It may not be the best, but if your out in the middle of nowhere, to feed on the local population.  You don’t want a herd of humans turning on you.  (save the human blood for Christmas dinner!)

Now on the Sunlight issue.  OK I have to say that the whole  ”Vampires turn to dust in direct sunlight”  (or the Blade version   Vampires don’t like UV light)  is bogus.  Really and for true we do go out in sunlight. Most of the time  with sunglasses on, cos well our eyes are better adjusted for night time and bright sunlight can be painful.   What we don’t have is sparkley  skin. What would be the point of that?  We are predators for Lilith’s sake.  We do not want to stand out and frighten the prey away!  We want to blend in so we can get closer, and closer and closer till there is no escape.

OK thats just part of my rant about Twilight.  I have a date tonight so I gotta go get ready.

Love to all my Sisters and Brothers. (ooh how new age!) and for any prey humans that read this?   Sassy and I may just be paying you a visit.

Im hunting a jinni   *giggle*

I know in the comic they have cured me of MMORPG addiction,  but in truth I never was… I do love playing WoW  but I also had a try at that Warhammer Online game.

OK    review time I guess

WoW and WAR  fans be aware    I LIKE THEM BOTH!

Warhammer is a bit different from WoW    for one thing   the colours they use.   Its like more muted,  where WoW looks cartoony bright when compared to WAR.

Gameplay wise?  well  not as many people on WAR,  kinda sad realy,  but the PVP is more accessable,   and  if your a realy low level, they give you a temp boost so you can get stuck into those Order pukes  (oh yeah, I play Destruction!)

The player choices  are limited with what you can be,  but  very very visually customizable, so I had lotsa fun

scars   marks   colours    hair   ohhh you know I loved it….

Its like WoW with its  leveling,  though I think it will start to get harder to level soon  cos you have a level cap of 40, where WoW has a level of 80 (going on 85 with the new expansion pack that you KNOW I’m gonna get)

On the whole,  its fun,  Its not WoW, but then again,  its not suposed to be.

I gonna keep playing both      Pics may be posted sooooooon!

Is it me or is World of Warcraft suffering from Anti-Demon bias?

I mean  this whole Burning Leigon thing.    and Warlocks who seem to treat demons as shields or sex toys.  (OK the sex toy thing is HAWT!)   but Blizzard has a serious anti demon agenda.

Lets start with this Burning Legion.  OK  inter dimensional conquest does sound like a good idea.   but why is it demons that are hell (hee hee) bent on doing it?   We have better things to do with our time than plan wars  and get slaughtered over and over again!   Id rather be finding mortals and fucking them.  OK they may not all survive  but hey,  its all in fun!

Now as for the Warlocks enslaving demons  and using them as shields.  Those poor void walkers.   they get the crap kicked out of them  while the warlock stands some distance away and zap the baddy (or goodie depending on your point of view) with their pansy ass wand  (Penis envy?)    mmmmmmmm  doss that make it Mana Spooge?   hmmmmmmm OOH  HIT ME WITH IT!!!! hee hee

OK  back on subject.   Now I have no problem being enslaved to a sexy warlock myself   as long as I get some play time on some mortal flesh,  but the succubi seem to be more eye candy than an effective weapon.   OK    perhaps thats not so bad…  hmmm I may have to rethink this part.

Fuck  I suddently want Jinni in her Warlock cosplay outfit  here now……

ummm

yeah

perhaps        soon       photoshoot?

Yeah!  AVCON ROCKS!

Squeeeee!   I got art done of me! (Chibiafied Jinni!) I gotta get a scanner or something  so I can scan it in!

Squeeeee!  Fanboys dressed funny!   (and the one I had for lunch tasted good too……. )

Mea was with me too and we wandered around making smart ass remarks  (Sassy had to work,  but besides  shes not into normal Anime   shes into Hentai)

Fun to be had by all

Your favoite Vamp will be there again next year! I promice!

Wow I cant belive the spam we get on our blog!    This is one of the ones we caught

”

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Good evening, I am sensuous, open-minded and extremely sexy sweetheart from Ukraine.. Sexy. Kiev female companion. Welcome to my blog.

From Working at a cafe….., 2009/06/18 at 3:36 PM”

Holy crap!  I give it away!   well ok   I demand some soul  but hell    I think I am in the wrong business!

OK I did some work at a cafe…it wasnt exactly like what was in the comic…..but I didnt stay there long

I didnt beat a customer to death…. but nearly did a few times.   Whats with guys groping!

I did however meet some nice girls there  For some reason the 2 I met there suddenly got nose bleeds!

Was it something I did ?

See what happened HERE

Twitting is fun!  My gawd some of the people out here     and with sites like cursebird and shit like that,  Gawd I just have fun!

Jinni seems to enjoy it too,  shes getting quite nasty on there!

Today she asked people if they knew how a Vampire masterbates!   I mean  like Wow,  that anoniminimim  er that anonimnity (fuckit  cant spell)  that twitter uses  shes getting a bit dirty in a more public setting!  (HAWT!)

Oh and for those wondering if Jinni is a boy-virgin?  FUCK NO!  shes had cock!     she just seems to like mah cunt more,  not that I am complaining right?   Damn straight Im not complaining!

We both gonna do our own reviews  this  time.   so hers Mine (Jinni) first

WOW

I loved it      The new look constatution class starship?   Very pretty.  Was like a mix of the old style  TOS ship and the refit class ship    No sticky out delector dish, and cool fairing along the nacelles.    and the interiour looked very modern (well they had to update it from the old look primary colours of TOS).  Having this one set in an alternative universe was a good idea too.   Gives them a blank slate to do their own stories.  I loved how they introudced the charators  into it.  Scotty was a hoot with his little friend,   though I do wish they didnt destory Vulcan.      The little touches with  using some of the old TOS music was cool too.

New Kirk/Spock/Bones thing was cool too,  though Im guessing they not gonna re-create the famous Uhura Kirk kiss anytime soon, she spend her time  kissing Spock.

I want to get it on Blue Ray as soon as it comes out!

Thats my views on it all

Jinni

Hmmmmm OK   (oh its Sassy here)  I went to see it with Jinni,  and we were up the back row, and I thought we could get some semi public nookie in.  but she was Geeking out as soon as it started, so I gave up on that idea.   So  I watched it.  and yeah it was cool!    Action   Violence   Punches    Blood    and explosions

hells how is a girl not gonna love them!     Just needed more sex,  that Green woman was hot  but over dressed.  I would have jumped her!

Its definalty not the Star Trek I remember watching with one of my old geeky friends.     People sucked into space    parts of starships coliding with the main ship (uhhh enterprize?)

But yeah  it was fun to watch       even if all I got was a small tit grope and kiss during one of the more boring parts.

Love ya all

Sassy

Jinni is taking me to see this new Star Trek movie.  Now Im not into the whole Sci Fi thing,  but she seems excited.   *le sigh*   So I will go with her and see what its like.